Nerd Swag

Anyone who has spent any time eavesdropping in the Japanese subways should be keenly aware of the societal menace that is the Chikan. For those of you who haven’t had the benefit of visiting the motherland**, the Chikan is a man who uses the sardine-can-like properties of trains at rush hour to get his jollies. Some claim that there are also female Chikans (called Chijo), but that sounds too good to be true if you ask me.

Anyway, thanks to our friends over at Jlist /Jbox, you too can now express your concern for this very urgent problem with this fashionable t-shirt!

**ok, it’s not actually my motherland, but it really should have been.

The critically acclaimed Bioware game, Mass Effect, for the Xbox 360 is getting the sculpted treatment. The first figure will be Commander Shepard , with more to follow. Standing 8″ tall and only limited to 2500 made, if you’re interested, you best make your way to the Highdome website to pre-order it.

Source: Kotaku

Popular SNK fighter Mai Shiranui from the Fatal Fury, Kind King of Fighters series has her own figure. And its topless enabled. Heisei Democracy has conducted an in-depth review of the busty figure. Apparently its quite easy to remove Mai’s top, and just so we’re clear, you may not way to display her that way if you still live with your parents. Just sayin’ is all. Anyway, full NSFW pics and review (complete with review score) can be found at the Heisei Democracy website. Enjoy.

[courtesy of Kotaku]

Prominent action figure company, NECA, announced the final figure based off of the popular Xbox 360 game, Gears of War. The Locust Sharpshooter was the final of 4 figures that will make up the first series in the collection. You can get your hands on these puppies come the spring.

Visit the NECA website for pictures of series 1.

Upset at your Ex?

Thinkgeek.com has this knife holder, $69.99 gets you the holder and the 5 knives.. It also comes in black, silver and red. Just be careful you don’t piss off the cook! This holder is as crazy as sexy as alison carroll.

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If I ever have a girlfriend wear this, I’m done.

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Bigger breasts are just a few pumps a day away!

This new product at easycurves.com is changing boobs everywhere! Okay so really, it looks like the club for you car, but without the cool red color. The creators (dawning white coats so it must be true!) claim that only 5min a day will increase your bust by a good inch or more. Personally I just like looking at the homepage girl squeeze them together over and over. Reminds me, did you know that if a girl can touch her elbows together in front of her, she is 5x more likely to have breast cancer? Alison Carroll knows. … gotcha =)

Just when you thought you had everything

UMA is now selling a stick in a box. Based on a “one side flat, one side round” design, the stick in a box actually serves many functions. It currently runs $20.00 and comes in the color “wood”. I can’t wait to see granite edition, same stick, but classy.

Figureprints.com is now selling Custom world of warcraft figurines. For just under 100 bucks you can get a custom figurine created based on your character. Figureprints.com is working with Blizzard to access the armory and render your specified character, in plastic, with all the facial features and armor that your character has on the “scan date”. They are back ordered a good 2 weeks at this point, so although you missed Valentines, you can still make Fathers day!

Mad Barbarians Capee White and Black Flocked

A cute white flocked toy hits the stores.

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